Two years ago I bought a 61-key Yamaha keyboard.
I downloaded some online lessons and taught myself to play
it.
Currently, I can only play 'Mary Had A Little Lamb'.

my sis even worse
begged and cried for a pair of skates, gave up a few weeks after
we buy for her
same thing with the 300 bucks keyboard
300 bucks goes a long way in our family that time
now she is indulging in some korean art thing